So it seems like every month or so some tabloid magazine is
running a feature showing celebrities without make-up. Now I’m not 100% sure what the fascination is
here, are we expecting to see garish ugly haggard women with some kind of
monstrous complexion? Frankly, I’m not
so shocked when I see these Hollywood hotties without their lips and lashes on,
we the public are more than aware of Photoshop and airbrushing - or are we?
These defamatory articles constantly seem to target the
ladies of this landscape and very rarely the fellas, so I felt it was my duty
to dig a little deeper and present my own expose! Ladies and gentlemen, sit back and relax as I
bring you some shocking 'with and without makeup' images of men minus their manscara, mandation and
manshadow.
Simon Pegg
Oh dear can you say moisturiser please? Mrs K where are you, we need some Nivea stat!!
Nicholas Hoult
Billy Connelly
Ok so it’s one thing to be caught looking
like this, but whats with the 90’s dog collar?
Bill Murray
It must be terrible to have permanent tea bags
under your eyes and frown lines deeper than the Grand Canyon, book this boy in
for some micro-dermabrasion !
So clearly, we ALL have days when we feel like a zombie but the
next time you see you’re fav celeb looking all glamorous and flawless, ask
yourself, what’s really hiding underneath the smoke and mirrors?
Bite you later
Mr Vitamin G
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